So my wife and I had a little impomptu skit that cracked me up earlier when I repeated a particularly Politically Incorrect line from The Shawshank Redemption:
Me: What are you going to do? Call the thought Police?
Kelli (as thought police): Whooo! Thought Police, pull over!
Me: No, no officer, you see, I work at AT&T.
Me: See, I haven't had a thought in years.
Kelli: Our work here is done.