Ok, so it was really cold this morning. Like cold enough, that for the first time in my life, I had to learn to breath through a scarf.
Basically, I looked like this, minus the fur collar (I live in the People's Republik of Kalifornia, so it's either illegal or will get me spit upon). The goggles might have been a good idea too, since my glasses kept fogging to the point that I had to carry them in a pocket. There was no snow, simply because it was too dry for it.
The moral of the story is this: they might smell, but it would have kept me warm, until my ride showed up.