Ok, so after looking into the rules of heraldry a tiny bit, I discovered something important, my coat of arms from the other day is totally not legal. For one thing, in Blazon, the jargon used for describing a heraldic device, there is no term for a lancer assault rifle. Second, you are not allowed to put words actually on the shield. Third, I use several colors that do not exist in legal heraldry. Fourth, my shield shape was way outside the usable parameters. So after a little research, I revised it.
Note: This is a guest post by KE554, since Counterfett is currently out of commission with nerve damage. Stay tuned folks.