|My Main Man Garrus!|
|What do you call it when a Turian kills a horrible spiky monster? Friendly fire!|
|Think I'm going to have this gun bronzed...build a statue right here...|
|I'm Garrus Vakarian, and this is my favorite blog on the internet!|
Now I have to go back and get Shepard, just so Garrus has someone to shoot bottles with.