Wow, this thing is repulsive...I must have it!
For those who think they are not obsessive enough about Warhammer 40k, but would like to get there, we have the Munitorum Tape Measure, sculpted to look like a servo skull. I like that every 13th inch features the Aquila in honor of the Emperor. Was the Emperor a big proponent of the baker's dozen? Or did he wear a size 13 shoe like yours truly?
In any event, you should all go order this because it is fresh to death.