Well, another work week on it's deathbed, and another high time for Friday Funnies. Once again we will be looking at silly comments from my offices' ridiculous instant messenger feature.
Using sick time and coming up with ways to be sent home is a perennial favorite here. The problem, for those of us who are bad husbands, is coming up with a way to both be out of work, and not actually at home.
And of course, because text conversation has no 'tone' you can creatively misinterpret things for comedy value.