|"Tremble in fear, evildoers, at the powerful aroma of the Brownstaff!"|
One result was this. Jory Brownstaff, wielder of THE Brownstaff. My daughter is big on Skyrim, so even though there are no Gnomes, we made an exception. And for those of you not too sure, yes, the Brownstaff is one long running poop joke. What can I say, she's ten, and I never grew up that much.
Eventually, it morphed into a whole Brown Panoply, with a Brownstaff, a Brown Blade (which is a chainsword that growls 'brrrrrrrrown!' when you swing it!), and even a battle cry. Jory is quite the adventurer and hero of justice. The Brownstaff's powers include a fireball spell called 'The Blue Flame,' a poison spell to incapacitate enemies called 'The Brown Note,' and lastly, an illusion spell to make guards believe someone else had committed Jory's actions called 'Who Smelt It Dealt It.'