Friday, December 11, 2015
Carlos Ray Norris ★ 2016
So, I had an interesting discussion with my wife the other day about Putin, the President of Russia. I remarked how, even though I didn't like him, I approved of how he was very 'pro-Russia.' I said I wanted someone like that for America. I don't even care particularly if I liked said candidate's platform, I just wanted to know, without a doubt, that the man (or woman) in the Oval Office cared about the country as much as I did. That someone was putting America first.
Essentially, I wanted someone who could one up Putin's image of riding a horse bare chested with an AK-47 slung across his back. Say, someone riding a Kodiak Brown Bear with an M1 Garand across his back. Or, maybe riding a motorcycle with missile launchers on it! That's the hero that America needs.
It took me only a moment to realize that America already has such a hero. And there are already images of him riding a motorcycle with missile launchers. While wearing American flags to boot! Yes, I am formally proposing we elect Chuck Norris for President in 2016.
That's all I had to say. Have a good night.