So I found out that the Octo Expansion for Splatoon came out. I didn't know it was a thing or that I needed to care. But to remind me that the things I like are not all that's important, I came home to find that the expansion had, in fact dropped. My wife had, in fact, got it. My daughter had, in fact, graffiti'd it all over my patio.
Evidently this is Agent 8. And expansion character I know nothing about, who is, I am sure, quite cool. My daughter told me so.