Monday, July 2, 2018
Meanwhile, On Mars...
"Inform Lord Helmet immediately! He'll wish to see this for himself."
Spaceball infantry find a mysterious shipping container on a patrol across the Martian surface in the final stages of Dark Helmet's conquest of the red planet. The mission's slogan has been "Today Mars! Tomorrow a planet with a breathable atmosphere!" While mostly a dress rehearsal allowing the diligent but inexperienced Spaceball marines to practice a planetary landing, the sortie itself has produced scant useful resources.