Monday, July 2, 2018

Meanwhile, On Mars...


"Inform Lord Helmet immediately! He'll wish to see this for himself."

Spaceball infantry find a mysterious shipping container on a patrol across the Martian surface in the final stages of Dark Helmet's conquest of the red planet. The mission's slogan has been "Today Mars! Tomorrow a planet with a breathable atmosphere!" While mostly a dress rehearsal allowing the diligent but inexperienced Spaceball marines to practice a planetary landing, the sortie itself has produced scant useful resources.

Until now.

1 comment:

electricwave said...

life on mars? :) ew